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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
I'm an F-18
Most of the time—and this includes naps—I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
I don't have time
I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then look at me and they say 'I can't process it'. Well no, and you never will. Stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show.
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Sunday, March 20, 2011
"The Goddesses"
"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.
Partying
"I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how I party man, it's epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children."
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Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Soft Targets
I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.
(credit: The Alex Jones Show)
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Winning Every Second
I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.
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Why He Won't Get Married Again
"I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero."
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Saturday, March 12, 2011
Prediction for Porn Stars
"They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it."
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Friday, March 11, 2011
On Charlie's desire to be himself
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
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How Charlie avoids relapsing
"I just don't do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
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How he cured himself of addiction
"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction ... the fiction of AA. It's a silly book written by a broken-down fool."
(credit: The Today Show)
On John Stamos to replace him
On rumour John Stamos to replace him on "Two and a Half Men:" "I like John, but he doesn't have what I have and the show sucks if he's on it. Sorry, just speaking the truth."
(credit: Access Hollywood)
On his dual personality
On his dual personality: "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself."
(credit: Piers Morgan Tonight)
How his daughters with Denise will regard him in the future:
"They'll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is. And, you know, signs all the checks on the front, not the back. And you know, we need him and we need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness."
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On Honesty
On his honesty: "I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.
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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Daily Life:
"It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011
On Two Girlfriends
"You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. ... It's a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."
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On his natural high:
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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Monday, March 7, 2011
How he survived his other highs:
"I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
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Early Life and Education
Early life
Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estevez in New York City in 1965, the youngest son and third of four children of actor Martin Sheen and artist Janet Templeton.[3] Sheen has two older brothers, Emilio Estevez and Ramon Estevez, and a younger sister, Renée Estevez, all actors. His parents moved to Malibu, California, after Martin Sheen's Broadway turn in The Subject Was Roses. His first movie appearance was at age nine in his father’s 1974 film The Execution of Private Slovik. Sheen attended Santa Monica High School in Santa Monica, California, where he was a starpitcher and shortstop for the baseball team.[3][4] During his days at Santa Monica High School he showed an early interest in acting, making amateur Super-8 films with his brother Emilio and school friends Rob Lowe and Sean Penn, at the time still using his birth name. A few weeks before graduation, Sheen was expelled from the school for poor grades and bad attendance. Deciding to become an actor, Charlie took the same stage name as his father, who had adopted it in honor of the Catholic archbishop and theologian Fulton J. Sheen
[Source: Wikipedia.org]
[Source: Wikipedia.org]
Career
Career
Sheen's film career began in 1984 with a role in the Cold War teen drama Red Dawn with Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson, andJennifer Grey. Sheen and Grey reunited in a small scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986). He also appeared in an episode of the anthology seriesAmazing Stories. Sheen had his first major role in the Vietnam War drama Platoon (1986). In 1987, he starred with his father in Wall Street. BothWall Street and Platoon were directed by Oliver Stone; however, in 1988, Stone approached Sheen about starring in his new film Born on the Fourth of July (1989), only to later re-cast Tom Cruise in place of Sheen. Sheen was never notified by Stone, and only found out when he heard the news from his brother Emilio. Sheen did not take a lead role in Stone's subsequent films,[7] although he does have a cameo role in Stone's sequel to Wall Street.
In 1987, Sheen was cast to portray Ron in the unreleased Grizzly II: The Predator, the sequel to the 1976 low budget horror movie Grizzly. In 1988, he starred in the baseball film Eight Men Out as outfielder Happy Felsch. Also in 1988, he appeared opposite his brother Emilio Estevez in Young Guns and again in 1990 in Men at Work. Also in 1990, he starred alongside his father Martin Sheen in Cadence as a rebellious inmate in a military stockade and Clint Eastwood in the buddy cop action film The Rookie.[3] The films were directed by Martin Sheen and Eastwood, respectively. In 1992, he starred in Beyond the Law with Linda Fiorentino and Michael Madsen. In 1997, Sheen wrote his first movie, Discovery Mars, a direct-to-video documentary revolving around the question, "Is There Life on Mars?" The next year, Sheen wrote, produced and starred in the action movieNo Code of Conduct.[8]
Sheen appeared in several comedy roles, including the Major League films, Money Talks, and the spoof Hot Shots! films. In 1999, Sheen appeared in a pilot for A&E Network, called Sugar Hill, which wasn't picked up. In 1999, Sheen played himself in Being John Malkovich. He also appeared in the spoof series Scary Movie 3 and follow up Scary Movie 4. In 2000, Sheen jumped to the small screen when he replaced Michael J. Fox for the last two seasons of the sitcom Spin City, a role that earned Sheen his first Golden Globe Award;[9] the series ended in 2002. In 2003, Sheen was cast as Charlie Harper in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men, which followed the popular Monday night time slot of Everybody Loves Raymond. Sheen's role on Two and a Half Men was loosely based on Sheen's bad boy image.[10] The role garnered him a Golden Icon Award and an ALMA Award. Sheen appears as Dex Dogtective in the unreleased Lionsgate animated comedy Foodfight.[8]
Sheen also launched a clothing line for kids, called Sheen Kidz, in 2006.[11]
On March 3, 2011, Charlie Sheen officially signed with Ad.ly, a Beverly Hills firm that writes messages from celebrities' Twitter or Facebook accounts to endorse products or brands, he joins more than 1,000 other celebrities who earn from $200 to about $25,000 for a single Tweet.[12][13]Sheen set a new Guinness World Record for Twitter as the "Fastest Time to Reach 1 Million Followers" as well as the Guinness record for "Highest Paid TV Actor Per Episode -- Current" at $1.25 million
[Source: Wikipedia.org]
[Source: Wikipedia.org]
Personal Life
Personal life
Sheen has been married three times and has five children, including one with his former high school girlfriend, Paula Profit.[29][30] In 1990, Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston, in the arm.[31] Preston broke off the engagement soon after.[32]In the 1990s, Sheen dated a number of actresses best known for making pornographic, "adult" films, including Ginger Lynn[31][33][34] and Heather Hunter.[31]In 1995, Sheen married Donna Peele. That same year, Sheen was named as one of the clients of a brothel owned by Heidi Fleiss.[35]On May 20, 1998, Sheen overdosed on self-injected cocaine and was hospitalized. A warrant was issued for his arrest, and Sheen was sent torehab.[36][37]On June 15, 2002, Sheen married actress Denise Richards, two years after they met on the set of the movie Good Advice. They had two daughters, Sam J. Sheen[38] and Lola Rose Sheen.[39] In March 2005, Richards filed for divorce, accusing Sheen of abusing drugs and alcohol and of violent threats.[40] The divorce was finalized in November 2006 and preceded a custody dispute over their two daughters.[41][42][43]On May 30, 2008, Sheen married Brooke Mueller who later gave birth to their twin sons, Bob and Max.[44][45] [46] In 2009, Sheen was arrested and released from jail after posting an $8,500 bond.[47][48] According to Debbie Kendrick of Pitkin County Jail, Sheen was booked under his legal name of Carlos Estevez.[6] Sheen was charged with felony menacing, as well as third-degree assault and criminal mischief.[49] On August 2, Sheen pled guilty to misdemeanor assault as part of a plea bargain that included dismissal of the other charges against him. According to a story by Associated Press reporter Solomon Banda, he was "sentenced to 30 days in a rehabilitation center, 30 days of probation, and 36 hours of anger management" and will be unable to legally possess a gun for the rest of his life.[50] Sheen filed for divorce from Mueller in November 2010.[51][52]In February 2010, Sheen announced that he would take a break from Two and a Half Men to voluntarily enter a rehab facility.[53] In March, Sheen's press representatives announced that he was preparing to leave rehab and return to work on the popular sitcom.[54] On May 18, Sheen signed an agreement to return to the sitcom for another two years for a reported $1.8 million per episode.[2]
2011
On January 27, 2011, Sheen was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by paramedics. Sheen's representative said the actor was suffering from "severe abdominal pains".[57] On January 28, Sheen began undergoing a substance rehabilitation program in his home[58] and CBS announced thatTwo and a Half Men would go on hiatus.[59] The network subsequently announced that the current season, underway and due to shoot its last four episodes, had been canceled after Sheen made the following comments about his boss, series creator and lead writer Chuck Lorre, on the February 24 edition of a radio broadcast hosted by Alex Jones:[60]
Sheen was accused of anti-Semitism for referring to Lorre by his Hebrew name. In an interview with TMZ, Sheen denied being anti-Semitic, saying, "I wanted to address the man, not the bullshit TV persona. So you're telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?"[61] Later in March, Sheen went on Access Hollywood Live and said that because his mother is Jewish, he is also Jewish and therefore not anti-Semitic.[62]
On February 28, 2011, during a national television interview in his home, Sheen publicly demanded a 50% raise for the show Two and a Half Men.[63] Already the highest-paid actor on television, Sheen demanded 3 million dollars per episode, claiming that in comparison to the amount that the series is making, he is "underpaid".[63] He later retracted that demand.
As of March 1, 2011, Sheen was concurrently living with pornographic actress Bree Olson and model and graphic designer Natalie Kenly, both of whom he collectively nicknamed his "goddesses"
[Source: Wikipedia.org]
[Source: Wikipedia.org]
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